Smackademy Award Nominations

[Price-Waterhouse Troll???]

The gentleman who is in charge of coordinating this prestigious event, a Mr. Smackie Chan, has retained the services of our accounting firm to count and verify both the nominations and the voting for nominees. It is my extreme pleasure to be assigned to this task, and I expect to be spending a good part of this weekend putting together the slate of nominees.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to introduce myself to you, and look forward to working with all of you.

[Van [down by the river]]

~Al Czervik sidles up to PW Troll and slips him a Benjamin, asking him in a stage whisper to "Keep it fair, keep it fair..."~

[The Frosty One]

I nominate Rootbeer, Smack-Dawg Troll-Clone, The Frosty One, Broken Staple, Mahershalahashbaz, rozy, WillDogg, and ucandoitdoggiestyle2

[inkydave]

Most Votes Overall: inkydave.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I just want to thank my inflamed warts for their support in this prestigeous lifetime recognition.

And I couln't have done it without my beloved festering sores. They ooze such a wonerful shade of bio-yellow.

Thank you. Thank you. No... really... thank you....